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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Bench and the Hearing Impaired

PROLOGUE:

Me
:
Saan banda rito mga dress socks nyo, miss?
Lady
: (gestures to her ID badge that read: "I'M DEAF")


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Their inventory line consists of various articles, even the likes of popcorn, gummy bears, slippers, hair products, undergarments, and various styles of clothing for almost all occasions. The list goes on. That's Bench. The supplier of all my boxer briefs from time immemorial.

This afternoon, I went inside one of their stores looking for socks. Mine's all soiled and I need fresh ones to last me until Wednesday, the day I get my clothes from the cleaners. I approached one unsuspecting sales person and asked where I could find them. The lady, about 5'2 in height, shoulder-length hair, charming and pretty, clean-looking and pleasant, was everything a helpful sales person ordinarily may look like. She then aimiably pointed at the ID hanging from her neck that read, "I'm Deaf." Without hesitation, I transferred all the articles I'm holding with my right hand to my left and lifted my jeans and pointed at the ankle socks underneath my Chucks. She nodded and guided me through the maze of shelves and racks until we came to the sock-section. I mouthed a heartfelt Thank you to which I got a smile in return before she shuffled her feet to go back to her post.

As I was paying for my purchases, I still can't get over that fact that Bench was considerate enough to have physically challenged people in their payroll. I wish other stores would follow suit. It gives the company character and warrants a whole different level of respect from their customers.

Admiration aside, I bet I can never live without some of Bench's stuff and never had I been inconvenienced in any of their stores. If only they could take out their glaring names from most of their clothes. It's a bit of a turn off sometimes. Quality and design-wise, their products are almost always already above par.

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Saturday, November 04, 2006

Halloween: When being bad is a good thing

I once had this theory that even the most meek and reserved personalities have wild kinks and fantasies. It's just a matter time for them to manifest when they are ready. Yes, readiness is key. The ones who profess they do not have a wild side are most probably overcome by guilt thereby them ending up suppressing the inclination to do what they fear might be character-damaging or emotionally-wrenching to those closest to them. "Break my family's heart or follow my heart's desire?" Tough choice.

What I'm actually getting at is we only get to live once and there is no room nor time to regret not doing something which you are forever itching on trying out. On the premise that these inclinations are within normal societal bounds. Of course, being bad is much more exciting especially if you could pull it off without a hitch. No doubt about that. There are alternative ways to being naughty which will not necessarily make you dwell in that bad-ass lifestyle. I know of someone who has this perennial fantasy of becoming a wrestler-cum-rockstar who chose to be tattoo-and-piercings free to this very day despite him being of legal age. Old enough to make a harem of concubines, even. Point is, the sad fella has no venue for the fulfillment of his childhood dream. No Never Never Land to escape to. So suck the matter up in suppression or give it a try. Once is the only number of occurence when any deed or misdeed is excusable.

Thankfully, there's Halloween. The single, most fun-filled holiday which I think may have been partly created so normal individuals could live to be someone else other than themselves via costume parties and such. Change the way you look or talk, eye-color, have some pseudo-piercings, hell, even have some temporary tattoos made for this sole purpose!

I went to this party where we should be looking like rockstars. Heck, and like a rockin'-star I came! I even went all the way by immortalizing the look I did with the photo below. The finished output, thanks to my graphic-skills, also got me to look like some model for MTV or high-end print-ad! Says me, and corroborated by my ego, of course.

Um, sorry, fans, I don't sign autographs.

On our way home from the event, while walking along the most happening strip at Greenbelt 2, there's this foxy-hot rockstar babe who looked my direction, raised a hand gesture, and said "rock on!" I could only grin with delight. Damn, I looked the part that night.


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NOTE: My family members and friends might have palpitated with the intro I gave for this post. Worry you not! I still am drug-and-alcohol free. Bitches! © 2006 by Fritz Tentativa.

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