Girls in the office and me
This conversation just happened. Everything is presented "as is." As a backgrounder, this girl is heart broken. I had asked her out for lunch early that day but something came up:
Girl 1: HARI NG KAGALINGAN... the "ex" just asked me to lunch.
Fritz: Whoa! Grab it! Dali!
Girl 1: YOKO NGA! Eh di hindi naman kita maka-date! hahahahahaha! promiscuous itoh!
Fritz: Kaw bahala, pero suggestion ko eh you let him have the chance. Pero expect less.
Girl 1: Don't expect at all. He could've asked me for dinner. Eh lunch daw eh. Hmph. Kinuripot na ako.
Fritz: Pag hindi kayo eh lunch lang kasi back to a regular colleague ang status mo!
Girl 1: Ganun ba un?! kasama ba yan sa C-policy?!
Fritz: Yep, sa Commitment-policy kasama yan. Ni-ratify sa isang part ng nakasulat sa Vienna Convention noong May 22, 1969 and later on strengthened by a detailed two-paragraph article sa Charter of Paris noong November 21, 1990.
Girl 1: naks! napaka-believable! grabe!
Fritz: Ganyan pag magpre-present ng argument. Supported by facts! Vienna Convention was started in May 22, signed on the 23rd, and was put into force on January 27, 1980. Wag mo na itanong kung bakit ang haba ng panahon before sya mai-enforce. May gap-filling and clarifications kasing naganap kasi international treaty sya. In any case, covered ka kasi nangyari kayo ngayun taon and hindi pa na-lift or na-revise ang mga nakasulat sa mga ito!
Girl 1: kasamba-samba ka talaga! IDOL!
Fritz: Naku, wag po. Isa lang akong hamak na writer-genius disguised as some accountant. I don't deserve, nor do I solicit, praises.
Girl 1: SINONG NILOKO MO?? If I'm correct, I'm sure you bask in other people's praises and high regard for you! Hhaaaahhhhaaayyyyy....
Fritz: Let me tell you something that happened recently. Isang beses habang dumadaan ako sa area ni Girl 2, nahuli ko syang nakatingin sa akin habang naglalakad ako.Fritz: Bakit?!
Girl 2: Bakit ano?
Fritz: Bat ganun tingin mo sa akin?
Girl 2: Wala no! Bakit? Parang ano ba ang dating sayo ng tingin ko?!
Fritz: Yung tingin mo parang pupurihin mo nanaman ako!
Girl 2: Ganun naman pakiramdam mo sa tingin ng lahat ng tao sayo!
Fritz: Minsan lang.Girl 1: NYETA! Nakakainis!
posted by Fritz @ 6:25 AM
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Picking up girls the Fritz way: awesome.
If only this works for girls outside of work.
"Yep, sa Commitment-policy kasama yan. Ni-ratify sa isang part ng nakasulat sa Vienna Convention noong May 22, 1969 and later on strengthened by a detailed two-paragraph article sa Charter of Paris noong November 21, 1990."
Im not sure if my braincells just got wiped out by this statement or di lang talaga kinaya ng powers ko.
Wala pang kumakaya nitong statement na to!
Yan si Fritz!
Hinga pa lang statement na!!!
Hehe...
If you meant the Hatha Yoga's Ujjayi breath eh tama ka, statement yan kasi maingay. As the yoga instructor described, Darth Vader-like.
NYETA.. fritz sagutin mo na kase yung mga girls na yan!
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